"Free the packages!"

A protest song collaboration

Verse 1:

No more packages, we're in shock!

They banned our boxes round the clock!

No Amazon, no Etsy, no care-package treats,

we're stuck with no socks for our freezing feet!

They say it's "safety", they say its a mess,

But the bad apple among us already confessed!

We're here to unbox that ban with a shout,

Free the packages--let's sort this out!

Chorus:

Free the packages, let 'um through!

You wouldn't like it this if we did it to you!

Clap your hands, stomp, raise a fuss,

We want our stuff, this ban's a bust!

Verse 2:

No more coffee, no books, no surprise

No more clothing that's actually your size

They locked up our loot, said "No more drops!"

But we're fighting back in our sweats and flip flops!

We'll write to our reps, call up the Gov

They're taking the stuff that was sent with love!

If they read all the code, they might've foresaw

that breaking our rights is breaking the law!